look at my hair its shaped nicely! goodnight
-people who clap when the plane lands
when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"
hair is not permanent. baths will make u sleepy and so will lotion. if u aren’t up for school don’t fucking go. u don’t need to explain urself. it’s ok to give in to societies expectations sometimes. girl sweat is a gift from whatever the fuck u believe in. just bcause u can,doesn’t mean u should. bring food with u everywhere and don’t hesitate to eat it. ur aren’t as bloated as u think u r. write things on ur hands.
Ava’s Demon + Describing Odin
the sims 4 announcements are so bleak and depressing out of context
At this point the comic should be called “Odin has a bad day”